June 2013
Do you ever watch videos of your favorite band and you just get this feeling in your chest and all you can think is “holy shit I love you guys”
My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:
“Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend.”
He was ten.
have you ever thought you meant a lot to someone and then you find out that you’re just one person out of so many others that they talk to, and compared to the way they talk to the other people, you’re really just nothing?
but why aren’t more people talking about how Zachary Quinto was on Lizzie McGuire
i mean
cmon
people think that “floor is lava” is just a game but they are WRONG. to be safe from the flames and burns i carry two chairs with me, standing on one and putting the other in front of me. this is how i have traveled my entire life. the floor is a dangerous place
this is the life i lead
I thought television was for entertainment not emotional trauma
“Whatever happens, it looks like Tony Stark and Bruce Banner are going to be sciencing all over the place, and that’s always good.”
—Joss Whedon on Avengers 2 (X)
The running gag for Evangelion fans is that Shinji is a pussy but what everyone is neglecting to say is that unlike most middle schoolers Shinji pilots a giant cybernetic clone of his mother in an ongoing war against nearly indestructible monsters aimed at eradicating humanity and he lives with a penguin.
Sounds like a pretty badass motherfucker to me
am i the only one that feels weird saying my own name?
need-me-to-do-any-attacking-sir:
Lets play a who has more guilt and self-loathing game. I’ll go first.
You win.
you went too far
AND THEN THERE’S SAM
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
I just realised that when Will found Winston the dog, he was running along a road at night, and Will followed him making sure he was okay. Later, when Will sleepwalks Winston follows to him to make sure he was alright….
It was probably the same road.
